Toe Etiquette

So the other day at work during our department meeting we had to have a discussion about foot Etiquette. It is pretty sad that this is a necessary discussion? It also validates my opinion that this is the most brain dead job in the world. Here is the little list that was passed out to us. So raise your toes and pledge too... please.

  • My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
  • I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free.
  • I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
  • I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
  • I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
  • I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
  • I promise to replace the tip of my heel once I wear it down to the nail so I won't click clack everywhere.


Kristin said...

Are you serious? hahaha I am so glad I had to turn down that job.

Nadine said...

Kristin sent me over...that is just too funny. I can't believe this is a real concern.

Allison said...

LOL! Too funny. I admit.. I am one to neglect retouching my toe nail polish. (ashamed)

Amanda said...

that is so funny! I ahte seeing peoples toes hanging over the front of their shoes. GROSS

Kristin said...

That was my sister she said she was highly entertained by your blog. Now when people leave you commenst you need to leave them comments back so they come back to your blog. kay! hearts you

Anonymous said...

Feet are disgusting.